Random voice mail left by my sister
"OK, this is really random but I wanted to tell you. I have an african-american friend and last night I was baking cookies and I had flour all over me and she came to give me a hug goodbye and I told her "I can't hug you because I'll get you white" and I meant with flour and I didn't even think about it in the sense that I am white as in caucasian and she's african american, but she took it that way and gave me a really, really weird look and I felt bad. And I just thought I'd let you know because... I don't know why. But how horrible is that? I'll talk to you later. Bye."

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"Hi, a doctor or someone called and I have this LONG message to give you. I wrote it all down with like numbers and stuff... I'm not going to tell you over voicemail because that would take forever. But also I was running on the treadmill at like 6 miles per hour and the electricity went out and I flew off the treadmill because it stopped really suddenly and it hurt! But I hope your day is going well and I'll talk to you later. Bye!"


Edit: Despite how she might appear on here by my account, she is very thoughtful and intelligent. So don't get the wrong idea, she's not a ditz ;)